Free ov mi pawz iz blak an on iz zpot. Mi tale iz long an haz looonnnggg black harez on it lotz ov em. I waz borne bi a golden Momma kitti an haz two golden brofer kittiez. I iz da run. We waz bor at TED az Momma kitti waz haffin troubl diz hapen on Apri 13 85 an I iz da run. One ov mi sisfur die at da TED. A near bi Humoon furrien cum ofer effery da ta see da kitti famli. Dat waz a lo ov tim she cum ofer. She waz gifen firs coic on whic ov uz kitti she wan fur her own. C she iz half or mor blin. She wan a blak kitti reel bad. She pik me thin I waz blak. I haf ofur than blak in me. At fif week wen i go 2 her I waz lotz ov pretti colorz. Az she wan a blak kitti an I not blak she tok me ani wa. She alredi fel in luv wit me.

I waz tak 2 her cabin bi mi Momma kitti human. It waz a short wak dere. I waz carri. I got dere an hiss spitt!! dere waz Humoonz oter 3 kittiez an dey waz BIG! Den dere waz a HUGE gol colo d*G!!! Den anufer human waz dere who own da d*g. My Humoon held an cari me aroun. Mi nam iz Bluush az da littl human wer I waz wan ta nam me Blush az I lok lik a gurl pla in Momma mak-up watefer dat iz. She ha mi Humoon promic ta kep mi nam da sam. She di an haz. Purr Purr.

I sta wit da Humoon da had cum ta c da kitti famli effuri da. I rod on her shoul an follo her aroun. I effen tri ta leef wit her wen she go in da out. I ma furrien wit da d*g an effen la in her fur in slep dere. Da uffer human waz nic ta me but not too nic ta mi Humoon. She alwa sez Humoon pa 2 muc attnshun ta me an sli da offer. Da uffer kittiez dere waz 3 ov dem an she luv dem lotz. We al gotz alon jis gud. Humoon gaf uz treetz effuri da effen da d*g. We ech ha ur own dis. Mew mew I tri an snitch frum da big unz an effun da d*g fud. I lik da hous a lo an foun lotz ov hidin plac. It ha da nic windo sil ta sit an wac fur uffer livin ding. Humoon took me out on a strin an rid me on her cart. Dat waz fun. Offer humanz look an mew wit me. Me an mi Humoon waz happi den.

On Humoon burfda I got in da out an walk up ta were Momma kitti mi broferz an da littl humanz iz. I sta an had fun. Wel dey cal mi Humoon an sez dey had a burfda prez fur her. It waz ME wit al ov mi furz. De tok me ta her. She waz so gla I waz bak!! I out it waz da bes da in her lif. purr purr purr purr purr

On da da Humoon an aufer wen in da out ta do sum werk fur da offer human. hehehe da smar litl kit I am I snuk out wit dem. Dey waz a meowin an purrin an got in da big metal monster. I pla in da yard kitch bugz an da such. Dey waz a werk in anufer metal thin (we later sta in it fur a few tim). Affer awil dere waz a big fir hot an smok. Humoon an furrien cum bak down in da metal monster. This iz sad so skip ov it. Humoon rot a lon stori bout it elsewer. Dey all lef. Humoon cudn c me nor wak in her graz. She a mes. Nex da her cum da metal monster wit da Humoon, furrien an da other human. Dey fin me cri big kitti tearz. Humoon cum over 2 da win an pik me up cri big humoon teerz. We git in da metal monster an sta at da furrien fur a liddl wil. Furrien waz reel nic ta Humoon an da uffer human an da big gold d*g waz dere 2. We lef dere an wen ta da big metal haus ta sta in. Humoon cri a lot an sa we haf a plac agin. Da uffer human waz reel meen ta her an mak her cri mor but she nic ta me purr purr purr. I purr purr be nic ta mi Humoon az she sad an bein mean bi uffer one.

Finali Humoon an I got anufer plac jis fur uz. It iz no lik our ol hom mad ov log. Thiz iz new wit wit wallz.... It iz warm in da win an cool in da sum. Da uffer plac waz no. Dere iz a patio I haz ta mi self. Wen I wantz in d out da Humoon haz a liddl roun tabl bi da dor ov da patio. I jis jum on da tabl an she putz da leas on an opin da dor. She kint ben uff too gud. It iz a feas ta mi pretti green kitti eyez. Dere iz a river, mountaainz, a few uffer humanz. Dey talk ta me. Humoon talkz ta dem. Wen i fini I jis tap on da dor an Humoon cum an let me in. It sad fur da lon tim da Humoon cri an cri. I thut I hert her. She so sad. I let her do it in mi fur. I cri kitti tearz 2. We sad togeffur. We miz da log haus an da kittiez dat waz so BIG. We ar bof bettr bout dat now. Humoon stil git sad. She miz her haus wit da log an citi she had her kittiez at. Da humanz in dis big plac ar meen ta me an ta Humoon. I don go out on da strin animor az Humoon won tak me sinc da humans meen ta me.

Diz plac iz nic. Dere ar lotz ov fud an treetz. Da litter iz kleen. A nic Humoon ta slep wit. I effen wen ta Florida wit da Humoon an her furren. Humoon didden wan ta leef me. I rode wit dem in da metal monster bi Humoon wit her hol mi strin. Humoon an I had lotz ov tim wit ech offer. purr purr purr purr It waz HOT dere an al ov mi loonnnggg furz. Humoon took me on da strin in da out an offer humanz wanna pet an meow wit me.

Mi Humoon I haf ta tran her better. She go in da out wa 2 much. Da hiss-spitt!! has ta stop!! Dere iz anufer liddle tabl bi da dor were she cum in an go out. I meet all visifors an Humoon dere. She alwa petz an meows wit me. Dat or I on mi bak wit mi pawz in da air. She pet me den an meow. Diz Humoon haz little in her eerz. I hafta let her no wen on iz at da door.

Anuffer issu, Humoon spenz to muc tim at da puter tin wit da keyz. She reed an laf an do her pawz on it (meow wit da pawz). I gitz on da kez or da thin wit pap an star at her. She meow an pets mi fur. At leas wen she wat da ding wit a screen da talk I wat wit her.

I haf lot ov water fresh effury da. Lotz ov kibble wen I wan. Now wen Humoon uz da big thin u put fud in an it beepz I DEMAN fud. She get fud out of it so I gitz a treet. Non ov Humoon fud just a tad in a grr wil. Humoon petz an grrom mi purrty fur. I gitz sum stuf frum a tub she putz it on her paw an I lik it of. Mi lif he wit da Humoon iz gud. I am luvd an I luv Humoon. No holler or hitz frum her. I slep in da bed. Haf enuf fud an treetz. Few meow purr tripz 2 da TED.

I fin purr purr dat Humoon an I haf a gud lif wit ech offer. Purr Purr Purr meow meow meow Purr meow.........

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